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Post  Rolodium on Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:08 pm

This thread is exactly what it says on the tin, it's not about posting anything relevant, funny, interesting or even mildly amusing. This thread is for the random thoughts you have, pure boredom, or occasionally for the abuse of one or more people Razz

So to begin with the abuse begins,
1. Daire:- Possibly the best/worst programmer I have ever seen...
2. Zakk:- The meat shield who gets beat at rugby by a bunch of girls Razz
3. Clark:- The only man who would pay £200 to make his eyes bleed...
4. Myself:- The only idiot to agree to go to Newcastle for his sister's wedding...

Sigh...

On another note, I think it is time to start an anti-clipboarder protest... (Clipboarders are those who stop you in the street and say can I take a minute of your time, 20 minutes later they make you sign you soul away)... My plan is to specifically target the female ones, and approach them with my own clipboard. Say "I am doing a survey on clipboards if I could ask you some questions?" The first question being: "Do you prefer a black thong or white cotton panties?", The second question would be "If you were a dog for a day, would you eat chocolate or dog food?" They get progressively worse from there...

My final random thought for today is: In America, why do they sterilize the needle before they issue a lethal injection?

Good night and god post...

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Re: The Longest Thread

Post  Knash3r on Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:38 pm

for your information my fellow compadree i is a impressive programmer, youve just not seen my inner beauty to programming Very Happy i like to indent after im finished.....why does that sound some what wrong.....


Oh and my contribution to randomness *Clears Throat*

GOD DAMM MONGOLIANS BREAKING DOWN MY SHITY WALL!

my cats sleeping.......and theres a rubber chicken beside my meerkat

Random enough for ye?


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Post  donweir on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:26 pm

thoughts this night

Alan - my name is spelt with an E at the end. it's Clarke or clarkie, both are fine, but clark is not
Stef - you have branded me a puppy porn lover with a continulously moist mankini

things currently outside my window: two cats having a fight whilst, what appears to be 4 drunks betting on which cat will win

also i want a giant rubber moose

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Post  Knash3r on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:31 pm

donweir wrote:thoughts this night

Alan - my name is spelt with an E at the end. it's Clarke or clarkie, both are fine, but clark is not
Stef - you have branded me a puppy porn lover with a continulously moist mankini

things currently outside my window: two cats having a fight whilst, what appears to be 4 drunks betting on which cat will win

also i want a giant rubber moose

bet my cats could beat your cats.....

Shall send them up now to take car of these brawling cats, one of mine hasa brokeing leg, meaning its being in the wars, it knows pain.......its fearless...

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Post  donweir on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:37 pm

i'll give my cat machetes, it can use up to 5 at the one time

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Post  Knash3r on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:48 pm

donweir wrote:i'll give my cat machetes, it can use up to 5 at the one time

Thats impressive except mine are little better equipped:

Cat 1:

Iron Leg of Thunder from crushing gravity it very self

Cat 2:

Fury Strikes , 1200 Hits be second

My cats happen to be ninjas, did i mention that?

*Side Note*

Im Really tired and i now Offically want the creater of Swing in Java to Die

Lets hope a tower of Stargate DVDs falls on him some day

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Post  donweir on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:57 pm

my cat is a pirate so your cats can bring it on

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Post  Knash3r on Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:03 pm

donweir wrote:my cat is a pirate so your cats can bring it on

God dam pirate cats, you know piarcy is a crime

I will continue this feud when i am in a better mind form

This isnt over.....the cat wars have only begun


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Post  SeeminglyIncoherent on Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:05 pm

Holy fuck...

That cat has seen some things. And some stuff.
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Re: The Longest Thread

Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:22 am

Has anyone told you guys that you really should see some head-doctors about all this car fighting... I know what Freud would say about this: "Your mind wandering into cat fights lingers from a deep down desire to be a woman which stems from the fact that you want to have sex with your mother..." Seriously guys disturbing... Razz

@ClarkE :- I am too lazy to type an E Razz

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Re: The Longest Thread

Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:39 am

Catchphrase... Say what you see...


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Post  bigfatjoefish on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:30 am

I wish my cat let me lift it. I mean I suppose it's pretty awesome that I tamed it from being feral, but not being able to lift her without ending up with a serious of scratches that kind of resemble some sort of vampire love ritual is annoying.

I'm still in bed, by the way, just to throw that out there and show the world how lazy I am.

God, I can't be bothered with going up to the university and I want to know if anybody wants to go to Ballymena and volunteer at the Dog's Trust at some point?

I love dogs.

Anyway, my cat is not a ninja, but she does have the amazing ability to kill anything I've ever loved and watch in vain as I try to bring small, wood-land creatures she's brought me back round from shock.

Around me in my room is all of the stuff that is me: Cupcake shaped items, fluffy things, pillows, ultra-cute teddy-bears, pictures, art, cute crap and up to a few moments ago Niall, who was lying beside me.

People out there, do you have a single or a double bed?
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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:36 am

Double always!!!!

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Post  bigfatjoefish on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:38 am

People with single beds have not lived properly.
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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:39 am

That could also be true for those who never leave their beds...

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Post  bigfatjoefish on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:43 am

Shush, I do leave my bed.

We can hold the next Glitch meeting in my bed though.

That would be handy.
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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:44 am

That also sounds like a proposition considering the committee only consists of one girl... lol

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Post  bigfatjoefish on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:47 am

Hell yeah.

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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:43 am

Lol @Chris's tower of dice that fell down when it met my pencil!!!

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Post  donweir on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:52 am

Rolodium wrote:Lol @Chris's tower of dice that fell down when it met my pencil!!!

Lol poor chris, but well aimed

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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:58 am

300!!!!

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Post  bigfatjoefish on Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:40 pm

Did he crush you for his loss?
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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:47 pm

No I bought him Chinese to distract him muhahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Post  Rolodium on Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:46 pm

The death of a thousand angels is sweet compared to the death of a Katet

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Post  bigfatjoefish on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:52 pm

Nice Dark Tower quote.

I'm so craving something really sweet right now.

I wish someone would bring me chocolate or some similar craving-buster.

I brushed my teeth and my mind's still going crazy for sweet food.

Damn, this is annoying.

Especially coz' there's nothing in my flat.
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